Today, I'll share with you a harrowing tale of death-defying, madness-inducing consumerism at it's very worst: attempting to buy the AC/DC Rock Band Track Pack. On the day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday, 2008. At a Wal-mart Supercenter. At 4:30 in the morning!

For those about to rock, I suggest the AC/DC Track Pack available exclusively from Wal-Mart and Wal-Mart.com.