It's Cyber Monday. That means sales. Lots of sales. We almost missed Xbox Live's offering. There's not a lot of co-op here, but a deal's a deal. Save 50% on The Expendables 2 and the Left 4 Dead 2: Cold Stream DLC. Hey, did you see The Expendables 2 yet? No? Neither did I. I hope they shoot stuff. That's always cool. You can see the full list of games after the break.

We never expect movie licensed video games to actually deliver. It is a longshot to think that the game would live up to the impact of the original movie, but this was the chance to take the excitement from the films and turn it into a great little action game. Sadly, The Expendables 2 video game is a complete waste of time, resources, and an insult to The Expendables name.

Are you ready for this? If you said "yes," you're a damn dirty liar. No one is ready for "The Expendables 2: The Video Game: The Launch Trailer" NO ONE! I've dubbed the following video "One Minute of Pain." Watch your heroes of yesteryear kill-up all the bad guys, ever.

Don't look directly at the Dolph. He can kill-punch an elephant through WiFi. This new trailer helps prove the fact that The Expendable 2: The Videogame is not just a figment of my testosterone ravaged imagination. I may have written an exclamatory post announcing this game a few weeks ago. In my constant sleep deprived state I rarely know what's real anymore. Check it out and tell me if your experience is the same as mine.

Are you ready for this?! The answer is NO! How could you be?! The Expendables 2's mighty mounds of man meat can't be contained by piddly movie theatres! The incredible bulks are storming onto the video game scene, and there's nothing you can do to stop it! Just stay out of the way and try not to get hurt!