Alright, guys. It was funny the first few times these articles were filled with Destiny 2 plans, but it's starting to get kinda old. At least our site owner, Nick, knows when it's time to move on, right? Let me just take a gander at his... oh. Huh. Well, whatever, everyone has their own joke threshold. I know! I bet our lead editor, Jason, will have the decency to take this fun goof offline... oh, come on. Even Locke? Really?
At least I can trust myself to finally toss this fun jest in the trash. Let's see here, FIFA sounds good, Picross S sure is fun...
Oh.
... oh, no.
Nick Puleo (@NickPuleo) - "Destiny 2!"
Jason Love (@JLove55) - "Checking out more Destiny 2 on PC, Super Mario Odyssey on the Switch, Assassin's Creed Origins on the PS4, annnnndddddddddddd I dunno, maybe some Fortnite?"
Mike Katsufrakis (@Pheriannath) - "It's Too Many Games Season around these parts, so I'll be trying to juggle Mario Odyssey, Destiny 2, and Assassin's Creed Origins."
Eric Murphy (@smurph_em) - "Our Extra Life 24 hour marathon starts at 8AM tomorrow, and we'll be streaming a wide variety of games including Divinity: Original Sin 2. Come chat with us on Twitch and don't forget to donate!"
Marc Allie (@DjinniMan) - "More Mario Odyssey, some Heroes of the Storm, and a Guild Ball tournament tomorrow."
Locke Vincent (@LockeVincent) - "Slidin' those DMs into some Destiny 2 on PC."
Tally Callahan - "'Divinity: Original Sin 2 and Pandemic Legacy: Season 2. Living the dream."
Enoch Starnes (@enochstarnes) - "I'll be guiding FSV Zwickau to glory in FIFA 18, working my way through Picross S, and getting a little Destiny 2 action in as well."
Matthew Squaire (@mattaghetti) - "Desperately trying to finish Infamous Second Son before I dive in to KOTOR 2 (yeah, you read that right)."
You guys are our last hope. Please. Please, just name a single plan in the comments that doesn't include Destiny 2.
Please?