Frank Castle is pissed. You see, we somehow managed to miss the fact that Punisher: No Mercy was released last week for $10 on the PlayStation Network. I tried to apologize to Frank, I didn't know the game supported a 2 player online cooperative mode. He didn't care, so he shot me in the knee.
I begged and pleaded, I told him that I'd give his game a fair shot. I said it was only just now that I heard about the game's famous villains, like Jigsaw. I only just found out about it's comic book style violence and its wide array of weapons.
I told him that I'd be willing to help him out, willing to grab a gun and put on the skull and deal out some punishment. He said "Punisher fights alone, he needs no one. "
That doesn't sound very co-op to me. Thankfully his game disagrees.