It's Tuesday! Time to run off to your local game distributor to get your new game fix. Some of you may be happily snuggling your 3DS. Others may nursing your 48th lentiuclarly-induced headache, and some of you may be saying things like; "The system is two days old! Time to get something newer and shinier." Well, if you're craving a healthy dose of stylized Chinese military history, or wish to see giant sweaty men hug-out their differences, you're in luck! Here's a list of this week's co-op releases. For more info on each game, just follow the links.
Dynasty Warriors 7 (Xbox 360, PS3) Seven? That can't be right. This has got to be the 173 iteration of Dynasty Warriors. According to Wikipedia, which is 100% accurate 10% of the time, elephants and pandas will be in the game. Why? Shut up and go buy Dynasty Warriors 7, that's why. 2 player local or online co-op
WWE All Stars (Wii, Xbox 360, PSP, PS2, PS3) The latest WWE title features an arcade style of play with exaggerated graphics, giving the wrestlers a larger-than-life look and feel. Because they weren't big and scary enough already. 2 player local co-op
Moon Diver (PSN Today, XBLA April) Tech Ninjas! Strider-Like! Action-Platformer! 4 player local or online co-op!
And if that isn't enough gaming goodness for you, check out these other (non-co-op) titles that are available this week.
3/27/2011
Bust-a-Move Universe (3DS) [Google It]
LEGO Star Wars III The Clone Wars (3DS) [Google It]
Nintendo 3DS - Aqua Blue (3DS) [Google It]
Nintendo 3DS - Cosmo Black (3DS) [Google It]
Nintendogs + Cats: French Bulldog (3DS) [Google It]
Nintendogs + Cats: Golden Retriever (3DS) [Google It]
Nintendogs + Cats: Toy Poodle (3DS) [Google It]
Pilot Wings Resort (3DS) [Google It]
Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 3D (3DS) [Google It]
Ridge Racer 3DS (3DS) [Google It]
Samurai Warriors Chronicles (3DS) [Google It]
Steel Diver (3DS) [Google It]
Super Monkey Ball 3D (3DS) [Google It]
Super Street Fighter IV: 3D Edition (3DS) [Google It]
3/29/2011
Country Dance Wii (Wii) [Google It]
Dynasty Warriors 7 (360, PS3) [Google It]
Gem Quest: 4 Elements (DS) [Google It]
Hop (DS) [Google It]
I Love Horses: Rider's Paradise (Wii) [Google It]
Johnny Test (DS) [Google It]
LEGO Battles Ninjago (DS) [Google It]
Maximum Racing: Crash Car Racer (Wii) [Google It]
Maximum Racing: Rally Racer (Wii) [Google It]
Montessori Music (DS) [Google It]
NASCAR The Game 2011 (PS3, 360) [Google It]
Shift 2 Unleashed (360, PS3, PC) [Google It]
The 3rd Birthday (PSP) [Google It]
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky Limited Edition (PSP) [Google It]
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters (360, PS3) [Google It]
WWE All Stars (360, PS3, PS2, Wii, PSP) [Google It]
Zhu Zhu Puppies (DS) [Google It]
If we are missing a weird, esoteric game, please, leave a comment mentioning it. Maybe someone as weird awesome as you will see it and enjoy it.