Be honest with yourself, dear reader. Deep down, haven't you always wanted a pet elephant to ride around on? Maybe even stomp a puddle in your enemies with it, just for kicks? You can make all your loxodont dreams come true RIGHT NOW, by signing up for the Age of Empires Online beta. Just head to this website and register, and let the downloading begin. Age of Empires Online will be free to play, and includes a healthy dose of co-op quests for you to complete with your friends. Even if they choose not to ride into battle on war elephants.