Okay, I'll admit it. I've posted a lot of videos covering The House of the Dead: Overkill - Extended Cut, and to be honest with you, I haven't been that impressed by them. I've always enjoyed the House of the Dead franchise, and I loved the direction the series took in The House of the Dead: Overkill for the Wii. The previous videos for the PS3 exclusive Extended Cut version just don't pack the same punch. Take a look and see what I mean. Oh, and keep reading, because this is going to be awesome. Promise. There's gonna be boobs and stuff.
Alright. That's fine. It's grainy. Kind of gory. I think i saw a creepy clown and some type of Kuato-monster. But it's just so cheesy, and not in the Marion's Piazza Super Cheese kind of way. There's been a ton of videos like this. After so many ho-hum clips, I was beginning to forget what made Overkill so frick'n awesome. And then I saw this:
Oh, by the way, WARNING: there's lots of blood and gore, one giant naked breast, at least four f-bombs, abuse of the disabled, abuse of meat, inappropriate use of an animal corpse, and probably a bunch of other stuff I didn't catch in just one viewing. And there also appear to be a few MINOR SPOILERS.
Did you just see that!? That's what I'm f****** talking about! That's how you sell a m************ video game! I have to tell ya, they had me at the word "naked." Now THAT was cheese-tastic! I know you're trying to sprint out of your home or your office so you can go buy this f****** game, but wait! There's more! If that wasn't cool enough, Detective f******* Washington is here to Samuel L. Jackson-up the place.
WARNING: All the previous warnings apply, and then some.
Are you still here? What the f*** is wrong with you? Get your ass to Gamestop and trade in that crappy copy of Battlefield 3 and get a f****** man's game.
The House of the Dead: Overkill - Extended Cut is out TODAY, exclusively for the PS3. You and one of your f****** friends can play the together on the f****** couch. Co-op f****** rules!