Have you still not picked up Saints Row: The Third? Are you allergic to awesome? I know, I know. A lot of killer games came out recently. When you get sick of playing "soldier" with children, or finally get tired of roaming a mostly empty, buggy mess while screaming dragon gibberish like a demented crazy person, strap on a man's game and let your freak flag fly.
You've seen the videos, you've read our review (Or you skipped to the score. I'm looking at you, Baldy!). This new launch trailer has more outrageous moments. I'll spoil the main theme for you here: The Saints f*** stuff up. One thing I noticed about this video is the car surfing. I saw it in other videos, but I totally forgot about it while imposing my will on the Luchadores, Morningstars, and Deckers. I've done a lot of amazing things in Steelport. Some of it was legendary, some of it was heinous. A lot of it was heinously legendary, or legendarily heinous, depending on your point of view. After 35 hours of gameplay, I have yet to surf a vehicle. I'm about to fix that. Now. Check out the following video to get a taste.
Warning: The video has normal M-rated video game violence and language. You probably shouldn't play this super loud if you work at a daycare center or a convent (I talking to you, Sister Mary Margaret).
Saint's Row: The Third is out now on the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and PC. It supports two player online co-op.