I kid, of course, as Nintendo's latest system has been slowly building a pretty respectable collection.  One thing it's distinctly lacking, though, is modern beat-em-ups, which developer Saber Interactive hopes to remedy with their Shaq-centric title. The game's two player co-op will allow players to clean the streets of ruffians, hoodlums, and scoundrels together.  As you can see in an old gameplay teaser, below, what Shaq lacks in free throw shooting, he makes up for in what's apparently an absurd amount of training in martial arts.

The majority of the new trailer explains the story of the game, but wait until the end to see some in game footage: