Gamers who pre-order the gonzo open-world extravaganza that is Saints Row 4 will receive a few patriotic bonuses. The Commander in Chief pack will include an Uncle Sam Suit, a Screaming Eagle Jet, and the 'Merica weapon - Funny, I always thought it was 'Murica. I blame the 'Merican public school system. The super powered 'Merica gun and the Screaming Eagle jet seem about right, but I was expecting some assless chaps for the Uncle Sam Suit. Pretty, tame, Volition. Anyway, take a look at the goodies below. You can salute if you want to.
I can't help but think of this (NSFW TEXT) when I look at the Screaming Eagle... Man, I need to get an eagle.
I hope someday some smart ass developer will make the stupidest over-powered weapon ever. I hope they call it the Credits Launcher. Every time you use it you get a screen that says "Everyone died. Good for you? Game over." And the credits roll. Technically, you could win the game at any time, but you'd have to reload your last checkpoint if you want to keep playing. This is why I'm not allowed to design video games.
Saints Row 4 will support two player online co-op, and it will be available on the 360, PS3, and PC. It will invade your personal space on August 20th.
According to the press release these items will be available globally. In your face,everyone that's not 'Merican!
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