Shrimpers Forever Volume Twelve: In Which Jack Payne Gets Lost At The Emirates
Ryan Leonard glumly scanned the dressing room walls surrounding him. Celta de Vigo's facilities were undoubtedly nicer than the converted boat repair shop that his former team used, but they lacked character. Where were the mold-emblazoned ceiling tiles? Where was the pile of discarded Wild Cherry Capri Suns that marked Jack's domain? Where was the plaque dictating his friend Han Kook's Thirteen Standards For Polite Social Interaction?