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The World Lets Out A Confused Sigh As Turkey Considers Banning Minecraft

Turkey scans the waiting room of the parent-teacher conference for any conversations that look ripe for some anti-Minecraft agenda.  In the corner, near the pyramid of alphabet blocks, Poland and Belgium are discussing the recent failures of the school's soccer team over Beanie Weenies and paper cups of Hawaiian Punch.  As Turkey moves closer, it becomes apparent that Poland's refreshment contains a hint of vodka.  

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